is so very tired.
Single, white, idiot-- Seeks same (of opposite sex).
Imagine yourself taking a sharp left turn and it never stops. You don't realize it's never going to stop, you just keep wondering and complaining about how sore your right shoulder is.
The Mighty Thor
Could cave in your face with a glance.
Is an exiled Canadian now living in the land of margaritas and melanoma.
You don't have to read it - but I'm still going to write it.
Justin A. Guy
Does not really exist.
Would write more if he were not so preoccupied with saving the world and finding absolute truth. He's also a Leo.
An L.A. based writer who is not impressed with California's warm weather.
There's really not much to know about me,
There's not that much to tell.
All I can reveal is that I'm a sane and normal guy,
But I'm sure that most readers can't tell.
(Jon hopes no one realizes he used the same word at the end of each sentence to make this shitty poem rhyme.)
Always either doing too much or too little or both. She will take over the world at some point, and she knows you'll love it. But all she wants right now is a nap and some Pixie Stix.
Enigmatic poet who undoubtedly has a perch over the world someplace where she can spy upon the human condition in relative secrecy.
I have seen the great beyond of human emotions. I am a little bitter from the whole experience. Nonetheless, once in a while, I manage to climb out of the hole I dug for myself and reveal things that should stay buried deep. Feel free to send comments or questions about pain, loss and suffering.
WANTED: Dead or Alive. Known aliases: the Carlsbad Kid, Dr. Fruvious, "Hey You".
Hans would be tall, dark and handsome if the 18th gene on his 21st chromosome had aligned better with its ribosomic enzyme. Had this happened, Hans might also know something about genetics. Instead, Hans likes to pick random words from scientific textbooks and look dead serious while he plugs them in everyday conversations.
Just your typically abnormal american. Between building sets, trudging through textbooks, & reading and drawing comics she's doing her best to keep her mind open, her eyes clear and her wit sharp.
Mysterious observer and reporter of what we overlook in our day to day existence.
Once discovered the meaning of life, but got distracted by some silly putty.
Try not to say anything too stupid.
is a member of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party, living on a trust fund and conducting research on insectivorous Bats.
Just trying to get my homework done on time.
Is always at the right place at the right time.
Has gotten a life since becoming an agent.
Always gets in the last word.
With Appearances By
Little Trouble Girl